guff

plural guffs

1. informaluncountableNonsensical talk or thinking.

   “… That woman is stark mad, Lord Stranleigh.[…]If she had her way, she’d ruin the company inside a year with her hare-brained schemes ; love of the people, and that sort of guff.”

   1913, Robert Barr, chapter 4, in Lord Stranleigh Abroad

   Synonyms: balls, bull, bulldust, bullshit, crap, nonsense, rubbish, tripe

2. informaluncountableSuperfluous information.
3. informaluncountableInsolent or otherwise unacceptable remarks.

   “Oh, my God. Did-did you guys kill him?” “No! No one murdered him” “No! What... He was just...” “We found him in there.” “(laughs) I'm just giving you guff. And, uh, just so you know, I am feeding on you guys right now.”

   2019 May 8, Jemaine Clement, “The Trial” (2:53 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 1, episode 7, spoken by Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch)

   Synonyms: brass neck, cheek, impudence, insolence, lip

4. countableslangA fart; act of breaking wind.

present singular third person guffs · participle present guffing · participle past guffed · past guffed

1. slangTo fart.
2. slangTo mislead.

   1 more example

   "Let me see if I get you. You can't bear to help convict Ashe of murder because you doubt if he's guilty, so you're scooting. Right?" […]"That's close enough," Wolfe said. "Not close enough for me. If you expect me to[…] invite a stiff fine for running out on a subpoena[…], don't try to guff me. Say we doubt if Ashe is guilty, but we think he may get tagged because we know Mandelbaum wouldn't go to trial without a good case. Say also our bank account needs a shot in the arm, which is true. So we decide to see if we can[…]"

   1955 October, Rex Stout, “The Next Witness”, in Three Witnesses, Bantam, published 1994, →ISBN, page 14

   Synonyms: To bullshit